Cute coworker and I are carving pumpkins tonight and I’m v excited mostly for baked pumpkin seeds tho
White folks on tumblr be like, “Please be kind to moths. They are doing their best and deserve respect and kindness. Never step on a flower because they are sensitive and have feelings. Also, why can’t I say the n word?”
EVERY KIT INCLUDES——-
NIKE SWEATSHIRT for MaXIMUM SPORTS!!!!!!
BASKETBALL SHORTS!!!! make sure your white boy wears them at ALL TIME to assert their STRAIGHT, ThROBBING WHITE ALPHA MALE STATUS
UGLY ASS FUCKING SPORT SHOES
for maximum fun program ur white boy with classic phrases like “no homo” and every lyric by lil wayne :-)
Cute coworker and I are like kinda a thing and I kinda dig it
Cute coworker and I got drunk last night and was a good time up until my other friend puked on herself and fell asleep 😒
Whenever cute coworker talks about me at work with other coworkers they refer to me as Canada and i spit my drink out when she told me
Cute coworker and I had a sleep over last night and it was so great all we did was get drunk and snuggle I loved it
IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.
smoeone pls reblog this with a source link omg
Cute coworker left me a note in my windshield wiper and it was cute
I love goin on break at work, mostly for free food
I have a night shift at work and i may or may not be drkning rum and watching tim burton movies